🚀 Pre-orders now open! Ships April 2026.

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Filthy Socks

$32.00

Socks. Made in America. 80% cotton so your feet can breathe while you stan a chip brand with your ankles. Cushioned sole for when you're on your feet all day pretending to be productive. Embroidered logo that won't peel off in the wash. These are the socks your drawer has been missing.

  • 80% cotton / 17% polyester / 3% spandex
  • Made in USA
  • Cushioned sole
  • Machine washable
  • S/M (Men 6-8 / Women 7-10) | L/XL (Men 9-12 / Women 10-13)

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