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Wearable Chaos

BECOME THE
WALKING BILLBOARD
YOU WERE BORN TO BE

You love chips. We get it. Now make it everyone else's problem.

(1% for the Planet member. Even the merch counts.)

Cool shirt. But can you eat it?

Didn't think so. The merch is for showing off. The chips are for actually experiencing joy. Different tools, same mission.

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