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Wearable Chaos

BECOME THE
WALKING BILLBOARD
YOU WERE BORN TO BE

You love chips. We get it. Now make it everyone else's problem.

(1% of every sale still goes to clean water. Even the merch has a conscience.)

Cool shirt. But can you eat it?

Didn't think so. The merch is for showing off. The chips are for actually experiencing joy. Different tools, same mission.

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