🚀 Pre-orders now open! Ships April 2026.

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Filthy Beach Towel

$40.00

Claim your territory. This full-size beach towel lets everyone at the shore know exactly where you stand on the chip issue. 30 by 60 inches of cotton-poly blend with a soft terry back that actually absorbs water. Bold print on one side, functional towel on the other. Dry off. Look good. Stake your claim.

  •   30" × 60" beach towel
  • 52% cotton / 48% polyester
  • 360 g/m² weight
  • Terry fabric back for absorbency
  • Printed in USA
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Printed and fulfilled by our partner. Ships separately from food orders.

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